yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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