Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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