It's Friday. Sex?
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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