ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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