i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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