I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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