It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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