If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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