he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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