just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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