It's Friday. Sex?
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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