Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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