i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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