6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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