something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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