i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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