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(404): View more from Georgia

she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.

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(563): View more from Iowa

You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.

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(914): View more from New York

So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.

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(228): View more from Mississippi

how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...

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(303): View more from Colorado

I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.

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(646): View more from New York

I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...

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(214): View more from Texas

I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.

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(302): View more from Delaware

My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"

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(574): View more from Indiana

Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.

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