I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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