Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Randomize
