you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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