I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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