all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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