Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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