why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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