**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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