He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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