The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
