We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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