it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I'm getting married
To pizza
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize