I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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