Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
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