there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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