i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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