Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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