My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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