You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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