is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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