Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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