is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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