Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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