just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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