Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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