worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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