the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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