Whod you bang
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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