i don't plan on having that self control this summer
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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