now i know why i became what i already was.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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