love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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