Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
This is classic penis vs brain.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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