I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
You coming home soon, man?
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we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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