Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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