Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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