So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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