I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
She announced her abortion via fbk
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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