What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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