lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
