Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
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